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FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD
It’s even funnier when you remember how tiny Farquad was
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Henry Cavill and Anthony Mackie don’t have time for people who aren’t on their team
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I never leave the house without my collection of magic items:
KEYS—allow walking through walls at predefined locations.GLASSES— remove one disability.
WALLET—can be converted into practically anything, up to a finite total monetary value.
PANTS—vastly decrease risk of getting arrested.
SHOES–allow walking over surfaces which are too hot or rough.
BOOK-allows temporary travel to alternate reality
PURSE–increases the number of items that can be carried at once.
COAT-allow survival at below freezing temperatures.
COFFEE- gives temporary stamina and perception increase
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